We have to teach our children various laws, lessons, and actions of etiquette, in order for them to become valued members of society. No such lesson is more important than how taxes work. You have to be slightly heartless to do this, but it has to be done.

Set their allowence, I honestly don’t know what the current rate is for child labor in America. Whatever it may be, hand it to them on “pay day”, then take back 30-40 percent. The key is, to look them dead in the eyes, and watch a little bit of their youth die.

That sir or ma’am is you, conquring their childhood. Congrats!