The “Machine”

So.. Umm.. so lets try to review this because I have a few questions. Umm.. So, who cleans this thing and how often? How do you ensure that my dick isn’t going to come out of that thing with a horrible combination of STDs?

My next series of questions are almost as important. Why is this machine just out in the open? Who’s the guy that says, you know what? I gotta make a serious donation right the fuck now and just slides his dick into this machine even though it’s just sitting out in a hallway for anyone to see you using. Can you imagine walking through the hallway and coming across this guy just plowing away into this thing with reckless abandonment?

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One response to “The “Machine”

  1. Is it just me, or is this disturbingly similar to an automatic milking machine thing? If I was a dude, I would feel all violated and such just looking at this thing…*shudder*

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