So.. Umm.. so lets try to review this because I have a few questions. Umm.. So, who cleans this thing and how often? How do you ensure that my dick isn’t going to come out of that thing with a horrible combination of STDs?
My next series of questions are almost as important. Why is this machine just out in the open? Who’s the guy that says, you know what? I gotta make a serious donation right the fuck now and just slides his dick into this machine even though it’s just sitting out in a hallway for anyone to see you using. Can you imagine walking through the hallway and coming across this guy just plowing away into this thing with reckless abandonment?